BillionaireBrothers.com : Hilarity. Over 1 billion served.

Welcome to BillionaireBrothers.com. This site is the precursor to the John Massé show (www.thejohnmasseshow.com). The vintage entertainment on this site, however, will always be here for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy the crazy real life stories, videos, articles, movie reviews, and more.

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We are hard at work behind the scenes working on the show, the movie, and sleeping. Updates here will be sporadic for the next few months so stay tuned...


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More articles, movie reviews, and much more to be written soon...

First time here? No problem. Start with these -
The truth about 50 Cent
John's real life stalker
Total Recall: Yes, we remember. Everything.

The entertaining features of this site (updated hourly, or more like whenever we get around to it) -

Stories : The real life adventures of John Money. If I didn't live it, I probably wouldn't believe it.
Articles : Everything from pop-culture to politics.
Movie Review : Reviews of the 1,000's of movies I've seen.
Videos : The most entertaining videos on the internet. From everything "Jimbo," to John Money's job on television, to shrieking and convulsing in college classes.
Message Board : An open forum where your voice is heard, no matter how funny it sounds.
FAQ : About this site.

Steep Thought of the week:

As my parents angrily scolded me, I kept trying to explain to them that I only did what I did because of those #*%@ ceiling tiles!!!

They kept scolding me, which is why I hate them, but I forgave those #*%@ ceiling tiles.

Read this book!