Stories

About Stories/Disclaimer

Though many have heard, witnessed, and fell in love with these stories, I now bring to you a few of my experiences, from the eyes of John Money.

Welcome to my life.

Miss San Diego: Pageant winner/John's #1 Stalker
(read about John's background with other stalkers first)

Adventures with Policia in Tijuana - Bill almost gets killed

Jimbo is a Denny's waiter...for 20 minutes

The day my car exploded

"It's 12am and I'm stuck...in Harlem"

"Poison Johnny"

A dead raccoon, a crazy girl, and a swarm of police: John Money goes to jail

John Money goes to college...for 40 minutes.

John is hungry, yet service is refused. A fiasco ensues.

Box seats at the Padres game

The NY Giants come to San Diego: Mexico Bill strikes again

The near fatal coupon refusal

The day I saved someone's life

More adventures coming soon...

-Not quite the elaborate stories you all know and love, but random happenings that were worth writing about...

"Happy Thanksgiving"

The crazy guy at Wal-Mart

The glass change container