Who is Mike Jones...Really?

For those who don't know Mike Jones (and I'm not talking about a Mike Jones you know because everyone knows 5 Mike Jones'), he is a rapper. If you didn't have the pleasure of hearing his "breakout" hit on the radio played countless times, let me inform you what you missed.

"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot, they all on me...Miiiike Jooooones (repeat 34x)"

Now that you're all caught up, this lyrical genius titled his debut album and hit song "Who is Mike Jones?" I saw his video a few times and he looked very familiar. Not because I personally know seven people named Mike Jones, but something seemed a bit nostalgic about this character. After doing vigorous research, I found out the truth to the question that has plagued this generation for months. Who is Mike Jones...Really?

Mike...

Mike Jones...

Mike Jones is...

MIKE JONES IS DONATELLO!!!

I think it's time he stop rapping and go back with the other ninja turtles. We'd have a lot less crime and a lot less people wearing tin-foil on their teeth.

~John "TMNT POWER" Money

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