John Money in college

After high school, I didn't attend college. My behavior in this video shows a big reason why.

Though I have never enrolled in college, I have basically lived the college life. I've partied at numerous colleges, spent the night at different campuses, ate in countless cafeterias, was on air talent for radio and television programs broadcast from college stations, and met many friends/girlfriends/stalkers at a plethora of universities, but I never attended any classes. Until this day.

In this video you will see me at the height of my maturity. After being told by numerous friends that attended this particular class that the teacher was not liked and I "should do something about it," I decided to cause a scene while the class was preparing for the final exams. Eventually I will write out the dialogue that takes place throughout the entire filming because it gets difficult to hear at certain parts.

A friend (that didn't attend college either) was sitting a few seats down and obviously had to keep the camera concealed. It gets a bit scratchy at times as he is doing a superb job going back and forth from me to the professor, and keeping the camera hidden from all the students surrounding him that you can't see.

This whole fiasco takes place in the wee hours of the morning. You can see by my face that the previous night's partying was keeping me from being in the peachy mood I am usually in at the pre-8am hour with no sleep. The length that was spent in this class was over 40 minutes, but the video has been cut down to the parts I am asking questions. It starts off pretty random as the teacher continually references her mother and how she reacted during different inventions of the 20th century. I get her going on a few tangents before she finally realizes how much time she has wasted babbling on about nothing. You will also hear another student say "If you have a question, you can ask her after class" in which I respond "No" and continue on. You will hear other students laugh as I decline the gentleman's request.

Unfortunately I don't get to go "Full convulsion/shrieking" as I normally do (those who personally know me can attest to the fact that this literally pales in comparison to my usual outbursts), because as soon as I hear the teacher say "Can someone call security" and see the T.A. or whoever go to call security, I stop, and calmly walk out.

I guess the biggest thing I love about college is that this class was so big, the teacher didn't even know I wasn't a student, let alone even in her class to begin with. Either way, I love my maturity.

*The video is around 5 minutes long, but if I (and the numerous people that came just to see the fiasco) sat through the class for 40 minutes just for the ending, I can assure you the 5 minutes is well worth it as I'm asking questions the whole time and the tension builds for the unpredicable climax. Enjoy.

(If you don't see a video picture below but just a play button, no need to fret. Just hit the play button and sit back and relax.)

And to see the grand finale again, here's the very ending...

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