I ran out of gas!

Have you ever been driving and all of a sudden your car runs out of gas? It's a great feeling, huh? Well, I wouldn't know because I'm too smart to have any vehicle I'm driving run out of gas. Whenever someone tells me this happened to them, it literally leaves me speechless. What do you say to that?

Now, if you're reading this, you are one of 2 people. Me or Richard Simmons. That said, you are also either someone who has run out of gas while driving or someone who hasn't. If you're someone who has never run out of gas while driving, I applaud you as you are a normal human being. If you have run out of gas, I encourage you to re-examine your life and operation of motor vehicles. I'm sure if this has happened to you, you should probably read this and adhere, as well as keep your gas tank filled.

This normally wouldn't be a big deal as I never believed this was a reality. People would tell me they ran out of gas and I would just laugh. "John, please help me! I ran out of gas and am stranded in the middle of Harlem and am about to get killed!" "Haha, good one! Now stop with the lies and bring me my Double Double." Recently however, I was in the car with someone and their car actually ran out of gas. You can probably guess it was a female driver because only a woman could do such a thing. Oh no you dii-in't! If you want to go cliche on me than fine,Guys are stupid and never ask for directions! Yeah, that's because we have enough gas to drive around lost for days.

Read closely folks/women, when you see your gas gauge showing that you are below a 1/4 tank of gas, it's time for a fill up. If you want to be a rebel, then wait till the light comes on or you are in the "red" display on your gauge. However, when that is the case, you probably should be filling up within the next 5,000 miles. Remember, pedicures are good, but do not increase your gas mileage.

~John "Always has enough gas to get to a gas station" Money

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