F.A.Q

What's with the name Billionaire Brothers?
-First and foremost it's a mentality. We're rich, and going to be rich in every aspect of the word. Billions.

What is this site about?
~We are setting out to end world hunger...for quality internet writing. In down time at work, this site keeps me occupied. Hopefully it can do the same for you, if not, at least I'm entertained. And quite frankly, that's what matters.

Are you guys really billionaires?
~Well this should be obvious. If you can't figure it out, then we'll be honest. Billionaires? We're just being humble.

Are you guys really 3 brothers?
~Technically 2. John Money and Jimbo are like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, except they're the entertainer and the ladies man. Separate personalities. Uncle Scrooge is another brother, the genius.

You guys are the funniest/smartest/people and this is the best site out there!
~Thank you. Feel free to send $5 to

John Money
PO Box 882514
San Diego, CA 92168-2514

to help support this site and continue getting the quality entertainment this site has to offer.

You guys are not funny and are stupid. This is the worst website I have ever seen!
~Thank you. Send $10 to

John Money
PO Box 882514
San Diego, CA 92168-2514

to get this website shutdown immediately.

Are the stories you write real?
~Yes. See stories disclaimer

How do you remember all the stuff for the stories, movie reviews, references, etc.?
~This is covered in Our Crazy Memory article

Why does your website look the way it does?
We're RICH. Look at it. Money and gold. You think we care how it "looks?" Billions.

Are those your real names?
No, we just made them up. Of course they are our real names! If you doubt me, then make a check out for $25 to "John Money" and I'll bet you $50 it gets cashed (and make the $50 check out to "John Money" as well).

You reference living in both the North East and Southern California. Where do you live?
~We are brothers, living in both CT and San Diego.

You didn't really see all those movies you reviewed, did you?
~Yes. See movies disclaimer.

Ur soooo hottt and I think this site is sooo funny! You guys are relly kewl!!!1! Can we hang out 4ever?
~Though this question is very eloquent and well worded, we usually don't meet up with people met online. Didn't you read the stalker story?! And that was someone I knew BEFORE everything got crazy. If there is a party or some major event that you would like us to attend, invite us and we may show up. The probability increases when bags of money are presented to us.

How can I link to your site since it has been all I've wanted to do since I was a young child.
~Understandable. A cool looking link button will be coming soon. As for now, there's no need to be shy to just link us via text. In case you don't know, it's BillionaireBrothers.com that's BillionaireBrothers.com. Have fun.

Can you link to my site?
~Yes, but only if you present us with bags of money. That, or link us in exchange, hence joining our, um, link exchange.

What do you do for work?
~This website. Also on the side I work for a TV station. You can see what I get paid to do here. My brother Scrooge swims in money all day.

You're so funny and such a good writer. You should write a book!
~Funny you should bring that up. Two of our immediate family members have done just that. It's in the blood baby.

Delamore's Dreams
The Funniest Sketches you can read

You're so funny and such a good writer. You should be a comedian!
~Funny you should bring that up. I've performed many times across the country. Videos here.

You're so funny and such a good writer. You should write a movie!
~Funny you should bring that up. We have. About our script.

How do I contact you?
~That's a tough one. Contact page

I haven't seen you on AIM or myspace and/or you haven't responded to my email in 3 days!
~Despite the fact that I run a website, I'm one of the few people in this world that still doesn't own a computer. Seriously. A typewriter, yes, but no computer. I have honestly been trying to get online more since this site started. I do have a busy social life however. And by social life I mean I stay at home and sleep. Be patient, I try to email everyone back as soon as I can and get online as often as possible.

I have more questions that haven't been answered here!
~Being the Czars we are, we spend most of our time delegating and plotting world domination. We always try to make time however to answer any questions you have. Feel free to email us (via our "contact page").

I love you!
~We know. There's plenty of the Billionaire Brothers to go around.