About Stories

All the stories written are 100% true. The names of the people involved have been changed, but nothing else has been altered. All conversations are almost, if not verbatim (how do I remember you ask? See Total Recall).

You will most likely find these stories to be hilariously entertaining, and want to share them with the world. You may, however, find these stories boring or pointless and if you do, you are wrong. Either way, I don't care. I'm not a writer by any means. I just play one on the internet (<---See, would a real writer actually come up with something that stupid?). I'm currently writing a few spec scripts but the main focus is on our MOVIE SCRIPT.

That aside, if you can't see by the excess of writings on this site, I write to kill time. "Wow, you must really have no life to write all the stuff on this site!" Actually, I'm quite a busy character and have a bountiful social life. "You're obviously lying. You need a lot of free time to write all this stuff! You must sit at home on your computer all day and do this site." Note: I do not own a computer nor do I go to friend's houses and use their computers. You do the math.

Some of the stories are a bit lengthy (like the Stalker Story where I give you a background and write out every single crazy message that was left that night) so be sure to read them when you have enough time to enjoy every morsel and I'm sure you will be pleased. The stories will bring complete joy and fulfillment to your life. Happy readings.